Strange

Yesterday was a strange day. We got to the clinic at 1:00. This weird guy dressed all in black, with enough hair product to fry fish in was prancing around all over the place. I took my regular IV chair, got hooked up, and settled in for a long afternoon. When he made yet another pass through the room, I finally asked who he was. “Oh you don’t know?” That’s Dr 90210. Dr what? Dr Ray who has the show on E. Well, that meant absolutely nothing to me so I didn’t think about it again until they told me he was a plastic surgeon. 😂 As most of you know, I had my upper and lower eyes done. My left eye drooped and I had to have seven more surgeries. It finally got alright but it left a flap (for lack of a better word) on the outside corner. I was told I couldn’t see Dr Ray without an appointment but when I saw him come out of the bathroom, I ambushed him to see if he thought my eye could be fixed. He said he didn’t do faces but he would call his partner down the street to see if he could see me.

At this point I dropped it. The nurse said it was time for me to be put in the leg massage suit. The what??? It opens your lymphatic system so when I get my stem cells they flow better. <<
had to put on white paper pants with footies. Then it proceeds to squeeze you like a boa constrictor. I look like I’m having a pleasant enough time but looks are very deceiving. Anyway, while I’m wrapped up like a hot tamale, this very nice new Dr comes in. He was Dr Ray’s partner, Dr Moretz. I couldn’t believe he came to me! He told me my eye could be fixed and spent about ten minutes with me. So, I go back out to the IV area and again it was “Do you know who that was?” Chloe Grace Moretz father!! Again, I’m clueless. I feel pretty stupid out here. Anyway, he was a very nice man.

My IV that has remained in my hand since Monday was having a hard time with my IVs. I wound up being at the clinic until 8pm, had an interesting Uber ride home with a VERY talkative Indonesian driver, drank one martini at the bar, then crashed in my room.

They removed my IV, so I guess today, they will start sticking me all over again. 😩 I’ve never had so many bruises!